When a Mom Goes to Maui…
The Moana soundtrack goes with her, to everyone’s dismay. But then it gets over a million views, which only fuels my passion for singing to and embarrassing my children. CLICK TO WATCH THE VIRAL VIDEO HERE!
When a Mom is Obsessed with Hamilton…
Her family’s freedom no longer exists. My son is starting to catch on to my shenanigans, but my daughter is all in. CLICK TO WATCH THE VIRAL VIDEO HERE!
An Open Letter to Chuck E. Cheese
Dear Charles E. Cheese, As a concerned parent whose immune system has been working overtime since my oldest child’s chubby little hand first touched a shopping cart handle, I wanted to kindly reach out and ask a simple, reasonable question: why is it legal for your establishment to exist? I’m absolutely sure I watched a colony of …
Ah Yes, The Fifth Grade Puberty Talk at School
Last night, concerned parents were invited to gather and watch the video about puberty that our fifth graders will be shown in school soon. I went, but not as a concerned parent, rather as a disturbed human being (aka a writer) who loves a good laugh. And what better way …
What’s a Korean Spa Like? Let This Survivor Tell You.
I now consider myself a survivor. A Korean spa survivor. Have you ever wondered what that experience is really like? Well, let me take you on a terrifying trip back to last Sunday. The first thing to know about the Korean spa is that you can only go with a …
A Dark Walk Through the Pottery Barn Kids Holiday Catalog
Merry Christmas! CHRISTMAS. Hanukkah and its drab blue complexion can suck a yule log, and Kwanzaa can strangle itself with a tartan plaid snowman’s scarf. Oh mercy me! I wasn’t supposed to let that kitty out of the plush cashmere jacquard Santa bag up front. But, now that I’ve weeded …
Why Baby Sleep Books Can Suck It
This is going to be a train wreck because I haven’t slept in months. So my mind is about as sharp as a Boppy pillow and organizing a cohesive thought is not my strong suit these days. But I need to speak from these depths of exhaustion and bleariness, to …
The Four Most Toxic Sunscreen Brands
Product Review: Pado Pure Wave Massager (Not a Vibrator)
Be honest, you think this is what I’m doing with this device. But I’m not. I’m just obsessed with any way I can replicate a deep tissue massage at home. And I have a tight neck, upper back, head, eyeball sockets and basically everything above my ribs, …